Bobolicious

From a Taco Bell sauce packet:

Nice palm.
I read a great deal
of pleasure
in your future.

Hahahaha

Temps are in the 80s, and the weather service just issued a Severe Winter Storm Watch.

Other slight amusements from the past few months:

Putting in 20 gallons of gas into a 19 gallon tank.

Radio station 1 (The Cars) "wasting all my time time time"
*flip*
Radio station 2 (Whitesnake) "I'm not wasting any more time"

This is not meant as a racist comment:

Why do Asian women find it so damn difficult to pick up their feet when they walk?! I can tell an Asian woman is heading down the hall a good minute before I even see the confirmation....

This was too funny:

At Northern Ireland's Belfast Zoo in September, Phoebe the chimp and two others managed to climb out of their compound, and armed security guards had to come round them up. In an effort to frighten the animals into submission, they fired shots into the air, and according to the reporter for The Guardian newspaper, the chimps not only became docile at the sound of gunfire, but they put their hands up. [The Guardian (London), 9-8-05]

You conspiracy nuts are waaaaaay off. It wasn't Bush that caused Katrina:

In September, nine-year veteran weathercaster Scott Stevens of KPVI-TV in Pocatello, Idaho, resigned to pursue his obsession of proving that the massiveness of Hurricane Katrina must have been caused by a Russian-made electromagnetic generator employed by the Japanese Yakuza in retaliation for the bombing of Hiroshima and Nagasaki in 1945. The "patterns and odd geometric shapes" in the sky are "unmistakable" evidence, according to his Web site, that "our weather has been stolen from us." Station manager Bill Fouch said that Stevens was great at forecasting local conditions and that he was sorry to lose him. [Idaho State Journal, 9-23-05]