You'll have to excuse my "high-brow" friend, Master of Spice and Heat.

Just because he knows a few things about cooking, he thinks he merits being called Master. Bleh. He just happened to get up to the ingredient stand quicker than I did on our special 90 minute Iron Cook battle (direct from Kitchen Colliseum).

For the immediate forseeable future, "Master" will be handling the culinary aspects of the blog until I can finish him off with my own special ingredient: ordinary water...laced with LSD. I hope his boorish attitude doesn't turn you off.

Anyway, in other news -

• I happened to acquire a PS2 network adapter and a copy of QCast. Now I can watch movies and play mp3's stored on my computer through my home theater (stop laughing).
• The Kirkwood Oberweis is open! The ice cream is as good as ever.
• I've been trying to get back into my usual routine (working out, side projects), but it looks like it'll be a little difficult to do so before June...there's just too much going on during May
• Matrix Reloaded tickets have been acquired. PHEAR THE BULLET TIME.

And that's pretty much it in a nutshell for now.