thought for today - Let a smile be the underpants you wear on your head!

Yuki is improvising again. When we are drinking and exhausted, we become really creative. We are evil geniuses.

Would you like a burrito or a flauta?
I know I’ve gotta get outta
here

I just hit my head on the couch
and it makes me say
ouch

Sjet bought me a watermelon tonight. She and Molly were chasing some boys when she called to tell me - but somehow my brain translated that into this fantastical scene wherein Sjet had stolen a watermelon for me and was being chased by the previous owners of said watermelon. It would make a great movie.

Time for a haiku.

Tasty Macallan
added to Snake ‘n’ Bacon’s
Cartoon Cabaret.

I will never see
blimps the same way again, nor
Salvador Dali.

Ali G scares me.
I had to hide while he talked
smack to Newt Gingrich.

I’m four inches tall!
or I’m yesterday’s pickle!
I should go to sleep.

Smoke and a pancake?
Pipe and a crepe? Or how ‘bout
a bong and a blintz?

It’s not smart to read
Existential cartoons while
in this state of mind.