Goddamn Sex Blimp!
I am at Yukino’s right now, and we’ve been watching Margaret Cho on DVD. Yes, I know this is an incredible surprise to all of you. Right.
We are watching SNL on Tivo. Queen Latifah is hosting, and there is a sketch involving black people and white people fighting over a ham in a grocery store. A long-haired hippie-looking grocery store worker sings a song that goes something like … “Give up the ham, let the ham go and Give up the ham. Give up the ham, peace and unity, Give up the ham. All right! Give up the ham, brother loving brother, Give up the ham.” We reach the end, and Yuki says
“I could have written a better sketch than that … with my ASS.”
C’mon, a drunken monkey with social behavior problems could write a better sketch — with it’s ASS! — than the typical SNL staff writer!
Thank C’luthu I didn’t bother to sit up for the entire episode…
I saw that sketch. It started really bad. Then it got worse. Then it took a nosedive into hell. I turned off the TV in disgust when it was over.
“with my ASS” Tee-hee! That’s funnier alone than the whole episode of SNL.
I did a google search for “sex blimp” and your web page came up #1. What is sex blimp ? I thought I just made up a new expression, but you beat me to it. Glad I checked with google.
I’ll just keep trying.
Sex blimp! That was from Snake ‘n’ Bacon’s Cartoon Cabaret by Michael Kupperman, a work of true genius.
Well I found this page by googling “give up the ham”. I don’t know who you people are but you better GIVE UP THE HAM
Give up the ham! Let the ham go.
Give up the ham! Peace and Unity.
This skit was awesome until Chris Parnell started narrating.
I was wondering what had happened to all the blogs. Welcome back.
I had a similar reaction to the ham sketch. And if that dumb-looking nasal woman does her old lady voice one more time, I’m going to find her and take a crap on her head.