i’ve done it i’ve done it, oh look what i’ve done

This is a momentous day, which shall go down in history. Here is why.

Nice but not really “Big” Thing) Lunchdate with MJSB (which stands for Mean Jewish Svenbob. He made it up himself.)

Smallish Big Thing) I bought a plane ticket to Minnesota. There I will get to see Ernie and Jenn and Jim and Libby and hopefully Alex. I will wear my periwinkle with pride, and I will look SO GOOD.

Midsize Big Thing) Morningboss is back. She apparently wasn’t happy with how much I’d gotten done while she was gone. This was really upsetting to me, since I worked my fucking ass off and was a miserable wreck. However, at least she can do her own work now. So that’s good.

Great Big Thing) I emailed Morningboss my resignation, and CC’d pretty much everyone in the administrative hallway. Afternoonboss says I wrote a good letter. I’ll let you read it if you want. I talk about the things she’s said to me that were totally inappropriate, and I explain to her how she made me feel like shit about myself - but I do it in a very diplomatic manner. I talk about why we are poorly suited to work together, and I politely give notice.