political query
Is this for real? Anybody heard anything about it? Mary Jane sent it to me this morning.
And, because it’s Friday and I’m feeling incapable of anything pithy, here’s some Friday Five.
1. What was your most memorable moment from the last week?
HAH! That would be last night. I’m in the living room with PWe. She says “Wow, your nipples are huge. You look like you’re pregnant.” and I do a TOTAL double-take until I realize that she’s talking to my DOG. When I told her I thought she was talking to me, we laughed so hard we nearly fell off the couch. (It was still funny this morning.)
A close second would be the interview I had yesterday - ten minutes in, the woman I’m interviewing with says “You know, I can tell right now that you’d be wonderful with these kids and get along great with our staff. I don’t need to ask you any of these questions. Can we just skip this part?” Hell yeah, we can skip this part.
2. What one person touched your life this week?
Amandalee, who came into my office the other day and said “Oh, honey, you look stressed out. Let’s go out for drinks tonight. Okay?” and we did! And it was great. She is also going to help me move furniture from Stinky P’s place to mine, once I buy it. (She has a much bigger auto than I do, so we could actually FIT armchairs and tables and whatnot in there.)
3. How have you helped someone this week?
Um. I haven’t, really. I’ve been so in my own little world this week that I haven’t done much reaching out. I forwarded a classified ad to my Shmoopy, since I know he’s starting to look for a new job, but I don’t know how helpful that was.
4. What one thing do you need to get done by this time next week?
I need to have a job. I need to give my dog a bath. I need to clean my room. I need to send in my traffic ticket so I can argue with someone about it. I need to pay rent. I need to do laundry. I need to design a half-hour long frog curriculum for 3-4 year olds. I need to prepare two Shakespeare monologues. I need to find my headshots. I need to clean the bathroom. I need to finalize my tattoo design and actually get it done. I need to buy a plane ticket to Minnesota. I need to revisit Jizz and see what of her life I can remember.
5. What one thing will you do over the next seven days to make your world a better place?
It will be cleaner, I hope. Maybe better organized. Hopefully happier and less frazzled. Probably more drunk.
hon
your nipples ARE huge
just sayin’
The Kennedy/DeFazio HJ Resolution 20 to Repeal the Authorization for use of Military Force Against Iraq is held up in the Foreign Relations Committee and House International Affairs Committee. Senator Lugar from Indiana is the Chair of the Foreign Relations Committee. It is recommended calls be made to support the resolution and ask for it to be released from committee for a vote.
1. What was your most memorable moment from the last week?
Probably Monday night doing VITA:
APPOINTMENT: I’m really sorry. We’re just not ready to do this. We would have called, but we didn’t want you to think we were welching on our appointment.
ME: Well, next time CALL! You didn’t have to come all the way down here just to tell me that. I would have been more than happy to reschedule you.
APPOINTMENT: Oh, thank you so much! I’m so glad this program is here, because if I had to deal with taxes all by myself, it would drive me nuts!
ME: That’s all part of our fast, friendly service!
2. What one person touched your life this week?
See, #1 above.
3. How have you helped someone this week?
Ditto.
4. What one thing do you need to get done by this time next week?
I need to get off my fat, lazy ass and send an audition request to SCT!
5. What one thing will you do over the next seven days to make your world a better place?
I have eight tax assistance appointments on Saturday and four on Monday — with luck, I’ll get every single one of them a big, fat, juicy REFUND!
I will also clean my catbox — at least twice!
I will buy someone opening night flowers tonight!
I’ll call my mom.
And maybe help move a bunch of theatre stuff.
Addendum:
To #2 above I should also add Drood’s very kind note on my VERY FIRST Annex stipend check! First one in 15 YEARS!!!
And it’s already spent…
hey, look at me! I did a Trackback! and I am so impressed with myself I could just spit!
hmm. maybe I went a little overboard in my enthusiasm. perhaps I will try to delete two of those. or maybe you could. whoops.
1: Feline Projectile Vomit: sadly, a true story
2: BenLau, who gotz d thoughtz an broughts basic neccecities.
3: Simpletons in Swanky.
4: Unpack - Claw Caps for Franc… (the purple ones)
5: Unpack my kitchen.
PS: Freesia, I’ll help you on the more drunk part.