the world is a vampire

Disclaimer:

I have been pretty much incapacitated with the flu since Friday night. Not only have I been sick, I’ve been in a constant (and pretty impressive, considering it’s legal) Ny-Quil stupor. Apparently, I had a few conversations that I don’t even remember, and I did some flaky shit which is really just not like me. So, my apologies. Once I manage to reel in the bobbing balloon which is my head, I promise I’ll be back to my normal self in no time.