Yes, but I would do many dangerous and spiritually centering things first, so it would take about 1-6 years before I leapt

um, not to be picky..but if I have the option to jump off the ledge, I’m not actually stranded for eternity, right?

anyway, I’d jump. Day one.

I would sit there and ponder the meaning of life and existence until I drove myself crazy. I’ve already wanted to know what it felt like to be truly crazy. After that I couldn’t guarantee what I would do.

Well I’m sure I don’t know. But anyway I have a better question for you: If I could steal one thing from Richard Lefebrve’s house and give it to you for a housewarming present, which would it be?
a) flourescent pink silly putty that is currently involved in an experiment to “prove the existence of gravity”
b) plastic Colonel Sanders piggy bank
c) box of Smack Ramen that his Korean friend Tiger left in the cupboard (“they call me Tiger because I am strong like Tiger”)
d) hardback copy of “History of Porsche R, RS, and RSR” (a riveting must-read)
e) “Instrumental Gold” CD ordered off of late night TV (features “Classical Gas”, “Cherry Blossom Pink, Apple Blossom White” etc)
f) CD of his band “Tex-Ass,” featuring his brother and the talented Otis P. Otis. Contains classics such as, “Refreshing Beverage,” “I Can do Anything I Want,” and “I Hope Your Mom Gets Cancer.”
Well, maybe we will just get you a nice plant.
ps, I wouldn’t jump off the cliff, I’d just walk off the edge like it was no big deal.

I’d have to vote for Tex-Ass. Of course, the best thing ever would be you singing your prostitute song. That would be free and would require no theft.

(Plants are also good.)

Jorgensen of the Erin sort. I want the bank. GET ME THE BANK.

i know where you live.

sjet

Heck I feel like jumping off a cliff right now as it is, and I’m not even stuck anywhere or for eternity…

In the words of David Lee Roth, “might as well jump.”