gag me with a pitchfork
This is going to have to be quick, since I’m uber-busy at work for the next few weeks, but I had to share this. I called one of our schools this morning, and got their voicemail, which said…
Could you just barf?
I think it’s great. If I had a school-age child, I would send him there. I would have taught my kid how to be loving already, so he’d be halfway there!
don’t make me whip out the missouri academy vision statement…
WHIP IT OUT, WHIP IT OUT!
While he’s whipping, an actual conversation snippet from work today:
[Context: we were handed four large bags containing approximately 1 million small bags each, the small bags containing a single metal flag pin each. Assignment: remove all pins from bags. Assessment: sucky.]
Her: Don’t you think these look like drug bags?
Me: [sputtering slightly] What?
Her: You know, the little drug bags. Don’t these remind you of them?
Me: Um, I, uh, guess I wouldn’t know what a drug bag looks like.
Her: You know, like on TV!
Me: Oh.
Why am I telling you this? No reason. Just felt like sharing. :)
here we go
the vision statement
Graduates of the Missouri Academy of Science, Mathematics and Computing through a solid foundation of: knowledge, integrity, and quality; through personal awareness of their individual: worth, talents and passion; will change the world.
anyone care for the mission statement too?
yes, please.
Here we go again…
219.141.9.180
Holy shit, wtf?
um.
“…to create a learning enterprise that liberates the genius and goodness of all children and invites and inspires the power and creativity of the human spirit for the world.”
I can’t even read the mission statement any more without laughing.
by which I mean, yes. Barf.