Pilgrim’s Progress
Two things.
ONE. Lori K. Davis, you will IMMEDIATELY provide me with a link to your blog. Pronto, kitten! Don’t make me beg!
TWO: If you’re blatantly fucking with me, I’m not going to feel remorse for you when you become the squirrel.
Good night.
G, you are brilliant beyond my wildest dreams and I’d give you a big old sloppy kiss right now if you were less than several hundred miles away.
I’m planning on just plunking the tire right on top, parking, and leaving it for a couple of days. We’ll see what that does.
i’m telling you that my blog is crap and i’m embarassed to even let you see it, let alone read the PATHETIC shit i’ve been writing lately regarding you-know-who…in any case, it’s at lorikdavis.blogspot.com
i’ve been trying to get the stupid comments thing to work, but alas, i can’t be pretty and smart at the same time. (sigh)
p.s. who you aiming those angry squirrel comments towards?
But truly the credit belongs to Jet, whose fertile dreamscape first generated the concept, and secondly to Kurt, who inspired the dream, wouldn’t you say?
Mickey, I have no idea what you’re talking about… I don’t doubt that Jet’s dreamscape is fertile, but I don’t even know who Kurt IS. Have you been “smoking the drugs” again?
carpe diem. let the blog links fly!!
okay,what the hell does “my ldr” mean? little drunk republican? which i am NOT, by the way, contrary to my upbringing.
long distance relationship. Or, alternately, lithe dribbling rumplestiltskin. I don’t know which.
Oh sorry for the confusion. I was talking about Gene’s reference to running someone over once, then again in reverse. That was a dream Jet had, and Kurt G (a fellow ‘93er) was the unfortunate recipient of said treatment.
The General is indeed most correct. Of course, this opportunity was way too golden not to use it. (=
ooooh. Sorry. Didn’t know there were connotations to that other than the squirrel. ;)
Roadkill baby roadkill.
Don’t forget to put it in reverse and do it again for that extra flat-feeling only double crushing can give.