My buddy Mike got engaged

My buddy Mike got engaged this weekend. We are all disgustingly happy for him and Betty, and they will have disgustingly cute kids, and will sing little disgusting love songs to each other, and will have a disgustingly perfect life together for the rest of time. (Of course, I’m not really disgusted. These are just thinly veiled attempts to hide how jealous I am.) Now, Mike’s last name is Kim. Betty’s last name is Nhan (pron. Non). I am firmly of the belief that she should change her name to Betty Nhan-Kim. Get it? Kim and Non-Kim? Hm. I guess you had to be there.