Okay, kids - say it

Okay, kids - say it with me –-

I GOT THE PERFECT HOUSE.

Did you say it with me? Let’s try one more time.

I GOT THE PERFECT HOUSE.

I just got the call tonight from the chatty-old-guy landlord, and I don’t even have to move in early. As in - no double-rent for Alicia. I can finish my lease HERE, and then move straight over. Plus, the woman who lives there now LOVES me, and she’s staying until September. So, sometime between now and September, I need to find two fun girls to live with. I say girls because, well … considering my current personal situation, I’d rather not live with a boy at the moment. Know what I mean? So, if you are a cutie girl and you live in Seattle and you would like to live in adorable house with me, please send me an email. Or, if you’re already my friend, you can send me an email at my real email address, which I am not going to post online, since I have suddenly started receiving ten spam-emails per day trying to get me to buy one of those sonic-fake-sit-up-machines that you strap to yourself so that you can quietly twitch your abdominals while you’re at work.

If I know you and I love you and you want to move, let me know!

WOO HOO!