Well, thanks to no payments, no interest, no anything for 2 years, and fairly cheap prices, I'll have my bedroom furnished: 3 piece queen bed set, dresser, mirror, 2 nightstands, and armoire; A dining set - which is a gaming table - and chairs; and an entertainment center.
Random musings:
Calling to report I have no phone service.
Rep: "Why do you suspect you have no dial tone?"
A Lowes delivery truck going to Home Depot. (There is a Lowes on the other side of the street)