Called Cingular.

Tried to yell at them.

Was informed that, in fact, they don’t give a fuck … and that if I don’t pay off all of the almost $600 by the end of September, they will shut down my account entirely. I FUCKING. HATE. MONEY.

Hate not being able to get a hold of me? Me too. Apparently, that shit ain’t going to change. Jaegermeister is talking me down from my jumping tower right now. She is nice. Mew.

She says she is “on the case”. She is going to kick their ass and take their name, at which point they will no longer be called “Cingular”, but “AssHat”. (Or, alternately, “Douche cock”.)

Will need serious cheering up this week. For real. Cheerers, you know who you are.

ETA: The fuckers changed my plan. I told them to change PART of my plan but they changed TWO parts of my plan. They are now going to BURN IN HELL.