In other news, Johah and I have decided that we are going to make a Ninja Pirate Zombie movie. (I wanted the Pirates to receive top billing, but Johah is convinced that it needs to be alphabetical.) Now, this is in direct contrast to Whitey’s philosophy that Pirates, Ninjas, and Zombies are inherently funny but only in combinations of (a MAXIMUM of) two. When I said this, I was immediately refuted - and the scriptwriting began. The Phenomenon may even be my lesbian true love, and we might have even recruited a director.
My friends in this town are the SHIT. I have never been surrounded by such gorgeous, funny, talented, motivated people in my life. You all are fucking inspirational, and that’s the truth.
I am going to spend the rest of the day practicing my AAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
POLL! If you were making a Pirate Ninja Zombie movie, what would YOU call it?
Whoa. I can’t argue with that. You’ve pretty much broken my brain.
i think your movie should be a parody of the pirates of penzance, yo
that’d kick ass
cuz instead of orphans
the pirates would be ninja zombies
Orphaned Pirate Ninja Zombies speaking in rhyme — with British accents!
Now, THAT’S a movie!
i would enjoy a ninja pirate zombie movie titled “Captain Wu the Dead Handed.”
thanks for askin’!
oh funny! I’m an italian girl… and we have the same nickname… Strange category of movie… :)
“POLL! If you were making a Pirate Ninja Zombie movie, what would YOU call it?”
Um, Wasn’t this pretty much the premise of “Star Trek: First Contact”, except with Ninja Pirate SPACE Zombies?
Oh, you scoff. Well, let’s break it down, shall we?
1. The Borg were able to slip aboard “Enterprise E” without being detected, a clear demonstration of their ninja skills.
2. Their goal was to take over the ship, steal its weapons and generally use it to wreak havok on hapless civilians below; pretty much the definition of what pirates are supposed to do.
3. They basically kill their victims using nanotechnology, harvest the usable organic parts, and turn what remains into mindless, lumbering automotons whose only purpose is to create more of the same — plus they don’t need to breath (hence their ability to survive in outer space without space suits) - If that’s not a zombie, then I’m a monkey’s uncle.
4. They’re in outer space.
I rest my case.
But, that’s neither here nor there. I’d call the movie, “UnDead Assassins On The High Seas”.