can’t hardly wait

Over this weekend, I acquired:

One pair black polyurethane pants
One black polyurethane sleeveless shirt
One pair distinctive black sunglasses

and I put onto layaway:

One black floor-length polyurethane trench coat

Yes, friends, my Trinity costume is nearly complete. I never imagined that shopping for pleather pants would be such an exciting experience - you think it’s going to be scary, but then it ends up being really nice. I’d originally wanted to wear it to opening night, but we have …and also fierce rehearsal that night. What’s a shrink-wrapped girl to do?