Sarah Michelle Gell-dar
Apparently, Grunk thinks I look like Sarah Michelle Gellar in this picture Yuki took of me this evening. I think he’s smoking crack, and would like a second, third, and fourth opinion. Click on it to see the full version, and then cast your vote!
Spin the Bottle was both great and fucking awful tonight. Starhole 67 (Julie Rawley, Chuck Leggett, Basil Harris) was great, as were Ben and Paul, and some other parts sucked donkeyballs. (If you really want to know, ask me.)
I’m at Yuki’s right now, and as usual he is improvising. Mark McC is here, which expands our audience by another 100%.
I love potatoes
garlic mashed potatoes
they are the uber-tuber
oh my potatoes
When I masturbatos
I think about the potatoes
with their eyes on me
Brian likes the short women
They’re just the right height for him
He likes to look down on them
That’s … pygmy love
I did not know this morning I would face the bathroom of death …
rub a dub dub
bleach in the tub
mold in the grubs
under the suds
He handed the guitar to Grunk, who sang
The yellow FLUID …
at which point we demanded that the guitar be given back. This is probably for the best.
yes… sucked donkey balls of the most ginourmous and sweaty variety.
it wasn’t comedy… it was REALLY FUCKING ANGRY PEOPLE thinking that they were doing comedy, but were really just crying for help.
I can see what the deal is, but no. Cool? I thought so.
I can sort of see why Das Grunk would say so: the straight, slightly face covering hair + your eyes give a slight SMG resemeblance.
Still, I would have to say that I agree with Jet and say that Klar sees the SMG in everything.
Maybe it’s just the way you’re holding that corn chip, in a kind of “You know, I could stab you through the chest with this right now, and you would evaporate into a swirl of dust” look in your eye?
And as for the sweaty donkey balls (reminds me of an old joke), thank Clhuthu I missed their Act I sketch — was it just as bad as Act II?
dear god, yes. Plus, they got peanut butter all over the stage. It was EVERYWHERE.
Ah, that explains why sjet was grumbling so much, and carrying that mop around…
Um, has it occurred to you that Klar thinks everything looks like SMG?