unfuckingbelievable
Excuse my soul-full-of-bile attitude today, but I just wanted to note that she’s done it again. How much time has elapsed between the stamps at the bottom of these posts?
{Confidential to Daniel: This is what I was talking about - you know, times when I feel like my life isn’t real. I close my eyes thinking that I’ll open them and wake up and everything will be normal and I will be awake. Right. It didn’t work today either.}
I have no idea. However long it takes me to find a new job. It only took nine months last time!
breathe in
breathe out
breathe in
breathe out
remember what we used to say in the old days
“at least i’m smarter than her”
Also, you can come in after hours and pee in her coffee cup. Then dry it with a blow dryer and put it back where you found it.
It’ll make your whole day better. I promise.
Wow. I’m so sorry, Peaches. How long until you’re out of there?