distraction from interminable employment
So, I told Nonoko I thought she was hot. Right? It’s true. I’m just telling it how I see it. And she says …
nonoko: no way man, i am so butt ugly compared to you
nonoko: i didn’t tell you this before, but i really had issues with myself when I lived with this really hot girl named Freesia
nonoko: because how could someone be so hot?
nonoko: but then, I just realized that its just the way things are
and she sends me this picture, in a vain attempt to convince me that she’s not hot.
The conversation proceeds like this:
freesia: you are even hotter than my new boyfriend.
nonoko: ok, so I have this friend named adam, and its not a very good pic of him… but…
nonoko: he’s in the middle.
nonoko: then luke and I made this.
For the record, “Ricardo” up in the top right corner is Rich. He was my brother when I was Beth in A Lie of the Mind way back in 1998. I got to spit in his face. It was great.
shut up, dude. I never said I WASN’T hot. I just said you are HOTTER.
Which you ARE, you know. HOTTER.
well, you’re just wrong. beautiful people just tend to be a bit slow in the head, and you just got it wrong again. And back-ass-wards.
You are hotter. In fact, you are the hottest of them all times infinity times million infinities times infinity plus one. You can’t beat that. Now go back to the beautiful chair with your beautiful boyfriend Orlando, and have beautiful babies together.
Seriously people. Gorgeous women JUST DON’T GET IT.
Um, hello. If intelligence is inversely proportional to attractiveness, you are obviously the hottest woman who ever lived.
yeah? well I’m rubber you’re glue.
Damn my eyes! What I meant to say was that MOST beautiful women are dumb as rocks, but that you are one of the few to whom both beauty and brains were given. You are a paragon of womanhood. You have it all. You and Ted go back to your beautiful chair and have beautiful babies. Go, go, go!
Alas, I cannot. Now that i have contact again with my precious, I cannot let her go. Ted will have to deal. I will sit here in her blog forever and ponder my existance that seems so meaningless without my darling Freesia in my arms. I weep and weep and weep endlessly because my precious is so close yet so far…
What has Nonoko got in its pocketses?
It’s really okay. If you and Ted want to go get it on, it’s totally fine. I’ll be here when you get back. Seriously, I’m fine!
*weeps*
(The boy is wicked and evil and tricksy. We will have to kill him while he sleepses.)
okay the first person to say this wins:
Alicia is the hottest person ever.
hey! I said it first! I WIN! I WIN! I WIN!
you are a total freak. I knew there was a reason we’re friends.
Girls — GIRLS! You’re BOTH pretty!
It’s so true.
when i combine reading the above
with the fact that i’m in nfld at the moment
it’s like i’m 19 and hung over again
Man. It’s getting hot in herre.
SO TAKE OFF ALL YOUR CLOTHES
(I know, it’s a total blast from the past, isn’t it? It’s like Nokes and I are making out for real instead of via the internet. I feel like I should be drunk and single. Oh wait.)
Is this truly the only earth I can live on?
yes
it was in your sentencing agreement with your home planet
remember?
Didn’t mean to disappoint you, yuki. I know my cell phone doesn’t ring in five-part harmony and I don’t own a five-foot-long piece of musical bamboo, but I am doing my best, goddammit. Quitcherbitching.
I played Baylor in “ALOTM” about 10 years ago in Spokane. My best moment was when I changed the oil in my ‘72 Impala between shows, still in-character — it was such a total Baylor thing to do!
“Work? That ain’t Work! You don’t have Fun! You Work!”
whatever Freesia- you’re in hotness De-Ni-Al. End of story.