Hey, me too! Which is GOOD, I think seeing as it appears the survey wasn’t designed for people of the XY chromosome persuasion…

I’m a tomboy too. But they didn’t have lavender (or even purple) as a color choice! I refute this test!

I’m tomboy as well… this is getting suspicious…. molly’s Inner Gay Man test only produced Rufus Wainwright’s, and this one only Tomboys.

Ghost in the Machine.

S

Who the hell is Sean Bean?

Boromir.

Also 006 from Goldeneye, that wannabe in Ronin, and Patriot Games.

Dude, FRODO!

“Is it those enormous, stunningly beautiful blue eyes? Is it his innocent, begging-to-be-cuddled, vulnerable nature? Is it how irresistibly he handles his angst and torment over the one ring? Is it because he looks exactly like elijah wood, only slightly shorter, with hobbit hair? Whatever the reason, you want to crush the poor hobbit to your bosom, and run away with him! … yeah as if Sam would let THAT happen.”

I’m Daria too. Apparently I’m the typical feminist, depressed, artist.

well, I could’ve told you that.

Hey, no fair! I don’t want a LOTR hubby! And I don’t want no elvish wife neither! Aren’t there any ass-kickin’ sword-wieldin’, hard-drinking, hard-ridin’ warrior wimmin in this story? Sheesh! No wonder I never got into them as a kid…

Um, yeah. Eowyn, kinda.

Oh, PUHLEEZE! Eowyn would get her pretty lil’ elvish self smeared into road-grease by the kind of woman I’m talkin’ ‘bout…

I don’t think Tolkien cared much for strong, assertive females.

Which one was Boromir?

And am I the only one who’s actually kind of creeped out by Elijah Wood’s freaky enormous eyes?

okay, hello. Eowyn is a Rohan, which means she’s human, NOT an elf. Plus, she didn’t get a chance to kick ass in this movie, because the stupid men kept bossing her around. What are you looking for, a dwarf woman?

And Boromir was the shaggy-haired one who met an unpleasant end in the first movie. The human in their group who wasn’t Aragorn.

(I’m not really freaked out by his eyes, but they are definitely big. BIG!)

P.S. What freaks me out is that he’s apparently dating Franka Potente.

Okay, mine was also Mr. Bloom, even though I was attempting to skew it towards another.

And I would also like to say that I initially misread the first question as “What is his relationship TO history,” as in knowledgeable trivia and memory.

An excellent question, that. (For me, anyway.)

I’m sorry, g., it looks like I’ve got the prior claim here. You’ll just have to go back and skew. ;)

Okay, so she’s not an elf. She’s still female, and in the Tolkien realm that seems to mean all she gets to do is stand around on the sidelines and moon over some swarthy tough-guy — BORING!

And no, I’m NOT looking for a dwarf-woman — not if they look like what Gimli described…

I’m just saying she COULD kick ass if given a chance, and I think that’s pretty sexy. Doesn’t she get to in the next movie?

If so, I’ll reserve judgement…

Okay, this is completely off-topic, but I need someone to do me an eensy-weensy favor:

Could someonw go to my website (it’s linked on the sidebar to your right) and tell me if they are able to post comments? I’ve had a couple people say they can’t do it, but I CAN.

You can email me privvy-like by hitting the “EMAIL ME!” link on the website (which I presume works, although I’ve never actually emailed myself).

THX

Eowyn kills a Ring Wraith.
Eowyn is cooler than pretty much anyone in the entire series.
The scene where she kills the Nazgul is one of my favorite three pages of writing in any book ever.
I have a cousin who is named after her.

What freaks ME out is that whole Toby McGuire Demi Moore thing. Now that’s just WRONG.

Okay, the magazine where I saw the picture of Elijah Wood and Franka Potente smooching ALSO had a picture in it of Tobey Maguire and Nicole Kidman holding hands. Is Spiderman a slut? Either of those combinations freaks me out.

Also, thanks for backing me up on the Eowyn thing. I knew there was a reason I thought she was badass but I haven’t read the books in ten years and I didn’t dare cite something I wasn’t even positive I remembered.

Toby’s a slut with an oedipal complex you could land a fucking jumbo jet on.
The thing is, he’s also an amazingly good actor. If you’re one of the 278 million Americans who didn’t see “Ride With the Devil” you should run right out and rent it. Don’t mind the folk singer. She’s good too, really.

man, does this mean I have to knock Toby off the list, too? And Russell’s on his way out? There’s no mystery left. None.

I think Elijah is the hottest guy!!! He was great in The Lord Of The Rings!!! He looked really cute!!! Elijah has the hottest blue eyes I have ever seen and his smile!!!

oh boy.

you can’t deny it!!!

oh my god! elijah has such a sweet personality! and i so agree his eyes are beautiful! and hes just the hottest guy there is!

I am starting to suspect that I may need to re-think entries like this.