brief clarification
Oops - I guess I wasn’t very clear. Let’s try again… the Yahoo! Personals page that I linked to yesterday is actually Slothboy’s real personals page. It’s not the result of my twisted imagination. It is his honest-to-god page that he created himself, and I thought it was hilarious so I decided to share it. Enjoy!
Sorry, I didn’t mean that YOU were a dork. But that dude is like Captian Dork USA and kicking everyone’s ass in the Dork Olympics and running around with a “Go Team Dork!” sweatshirt on and a matching hat.
PS, he is a loser.
Erin, just for the record, Marimba players are not geeks. Some of them - and I’m not mentioning any names - are fuckin’ KICK ASS!
And yes, he is a dork. Although I was rather fond of the ugly cat.
Ever since Dorkistan became a UN-recognized country, I’ve been waiting for Team Dork to win an Olympic medal in something, anything — synchronized ping-pong, anything, but alas, it has yet to happen.
If their Captain is any example, it will be an event where people get very high, turn on their music very loud with the bass way up, and give their cats a haircut with someone else’s kitchen scissors.
Good Freaking God.