Shamelessly stolen
Thanks to Jen Davis, who had this idea, for not coming out to Seattle to wring my neck for ripping it off.
A brief google search reveals that
not a Sex Symbol
getting her feet wet
daddy’s little girl
one first-Klass ass muncher
the one who seeks answers
a party girl with loose morals and a drinking problem
ready to see you now
book-smart but people-dumb
no mattress-backed working girl
a ventriloquist with a twist
both vivid and disturbing
smiling through her tears
dying to be thin
full of creative goodness
not a person, but a machine
doing it in shifts with different people
one of those “pretty ugly girls”
the daughter of a Nazi Spy
Do you agree with any of these? Why? Why not? Comment, comment!
No credit to me for this one. As far as I can tell, just another livejournal fad.
I think “a ventriloquist with a twist” is particularly amusing.
—Jen, who is “way NERD, up yours”
I like this one the best:
both vivid and disturbing