Excerpts from my yahoo messenger

Excerpts from my yahoo messenger conversation with Nate the Great this morning

alicia_barta: my coworkers are all at a CPR class today
nate_emmons: lots of chances for burns, heartattacks and drownings at your job?
alicia_barta: nope.
alicia_barta: just total psychological collapse.
nate_emmons: hope CPR works on that.

alicia_barta: heh
alicia_barta: they’re taking the class so I’m all alone for most of the day
alicia_barta: which is excellent since I had such a heart attack day yesterday that I have a full eight hours of just catching up to do
nate_emmons: Taking your online course in coworker assassination.
alicia_barta: yep
alicia_barta: Good morning, Name of Business
alicia_barta: yes, I can kick your ass
alicia_barta: one moment please, while I put you through to your TOTAL DOOM

alicia_barta: *beep*
nate_emmons: Where would you like me to kick your ass?
nate_emmons: Hold on, please, it may be extremely painful as I drive my boot through your jugular.
alicia_barta: It looks like she’s stepped her fat disgusting ass out of the office for a moment, would you like to leave a voicemail for the saggy cocksucking bitch?
nate_emmons: ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
nate_emmons: can’t breathe…
alicia_barta: it’s not a BAD life
nate_emmons: you are a funny, funny woman, Alicia.