There are three things which

There are three things which are unfortunate about my life at the moment.

#1
My stomach is unhappy. Why, you may ask? Because I was given a big old tub of strawberries today by someone in my office. She bought them for the meeting which was supposed to happen Wednesday, but didn’t. They’ve been in the fridge for a couple of days, so we thought they were fine. Evidently, they were not.

#2
My finger is bleeding. Why, you may ask? Because I have freaking frostbite in the middle of August. Our fax machine was covered in crap from stickers, and it wouldn’t come off. So, I borrowed the goo remover from the janitor. I thought I was being pretty careful, but at one point I touched it. It was REALLY FREAKING COLD. So, I read the can, and it warns that touching the substance can cause frostbite. Two minutes later, I realize my finger has literally just cracked right open in two places and is bleeding onto my desk. I find this whole situation to be freaky and gross.

#3
I’m really stinking tired. sigh. But, what else is new.