Will you hose me down

Will you hose me down with the holy water if I get too hot?

Hm. The last three posts on someone’s guestbook are all me. That should tell me something. Plus, this last time I fucked up. How sad that you can’t edit or delete. Remove me, remove me, purge your guestbook of my mistakes! d’oh.

The whole reason I wanted to leave that last note is that “I’d Do Anything For Love (But I Won’t Do That)” is on right now. It’s sucking my will to live. The only time that song was good was when Meatloaf quoted it in “Spice World”. He makes a good busdriver.

I wanted to be Scary Spice. But now, of course, I want to be Sporty, who is not really sporty anymore. Now she is, as my college roommates affectionnately called her, “Dyke Spice.” Very cute, with short spiky hair, tattoos, and a penchant for angry-sounding punk-esque pop music. We were actually separated at birth.