I ate my kidneys with

I ate my kidneys with some fava beans

Okay, this is seriously about to drive me insane. I’ve had this odd, odd pain in what feels like it should be where my kidneys are (how’s that for grammar?) all week. It is honestly enough to make one mad. At this point, I would relish being able to sit under a water drip for two days. That would seem like relief.

Other than that, I have that interview today. You know, for the job I shouldn’t even be interviewing for, because I’m looking for a permanent job. On the job front, I found one yesterday, that I’m actually qualified for, which pays $18 an hour. I had no idea I was worth that much. Of course, it’s only five and a half hours a day, and it’s in Bellevue. But you know what? Whatever! I wouldn’t have to wake up until ten or ten thirty in the morning. I could totally handle that. I’m a lazy bum.

Also, Gatorade rules. Especially for poor unfortunate souls like myself who have not only quit smoking (again) but also given up caffeine in the past week. Especially that lemony “Alpine Ice” stuff. Today, I have some kind of fluorescent blue stuff, which is good but makes me feel like I’m drinking antifreeze.